Oh, its smoky in here, and a scent of cloying perfume permeates the air. There's almost nothing in this room that ISN'T suspicious looking... wow. So many energy drinks littering the place, too. Someone's got something wrong with them.

>>> God, are those stairs out? Maybe you should leave before the smell in here turns out to be able to knock you out or something.
>>> Look at the photos and such taped to the wall.
>>> Check that table at the far end of the room?
>>> Maybe just sit on the couch a moment. You can spare a rest, surely.
>>> What is that door? Some kind of closet?