You approach the strange paper-humanoid by the fireplace. It seems to be somewhat akin to a cardboard cutout, but you swear when you're not looking directly at its face that it blinks occasionally. It's a wonder how it hasn't caught alight with how close to the fireplace it is.
Now that you're this close, you notice there's also a toothbrush on the mantle... weird place for that.
>>> And why is there an alcoholic beverage on the mantle, while you're at it??
>>> Peer down the... laundry chute?
>>> Check out the couch.
>>> This room's weird. Can we leave already?
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